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My dad once warned me about reconciling my hot dog budget and caviar tastes.

I literally can't go shopping in this town because I look at piece of clothing in the cheap districts and think, "what a piece of crap, that's not even worth my pocket change! I'd rather buy a coffee!" And then I go to higher end places and am so disgusted by how much they want for nice clothing that I practically leave hyperventilating. 

So instead I buy nothing. Except coffee.